Gentile Tries To Pronounce "Chanukah" Correctly, Accidentally Hocks Loogie! Hanukkah Card

Headline:
Authorities Bust Underground Dreidel Ring

Subhead:
Millions In Chocolate Coins Confiscated

The Nitty-Gritty:

• 5.5" x 4.25"
• Premium 100-lb. gray paper
• Soy-based ink
• Offset printed in the USA
• Paired with a blue, square-flap envelope